Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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