I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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