I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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