Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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