i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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