On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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