i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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