i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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