i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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