"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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