It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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