She is in my trunk
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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