is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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