So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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