it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
When are your genitals available?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
