Quick, to the slutcave!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
and she was petting her beer can
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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