Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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