I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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