There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm at about main and main street
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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