What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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