i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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