I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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