try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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