I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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