Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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