I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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