EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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