: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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