Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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