What a fucking waste of an outfit
People in love make me want to vomit
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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