i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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