I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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