My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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