Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
We were destined to go to rehab together
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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