I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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