Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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