I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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