Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
