So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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