I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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