So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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