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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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