I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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