Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
