BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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