I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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