I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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