I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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