Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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