I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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