just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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