Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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