Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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