she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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